I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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