just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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