Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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