I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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