Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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