his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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