She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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