i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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