I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Randomize
