how can u be prego again
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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