Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just come out here and I will go home with you...
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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