Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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