i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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