The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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