There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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