It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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