I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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