At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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