I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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