My nipple is on Facebook.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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