what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize