I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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