A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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