He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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