You're so nebulous sometimes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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