Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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