Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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