at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So. Much. Porn.
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