mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What a dumb baby whore.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Drake has all the answers
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize