Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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