I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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