You're my little dorito
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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