Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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