Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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