hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
