Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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