They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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