all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So many bounce houses so little time
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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