The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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