He asked me if I "almost moaned"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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