I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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