The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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