i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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