I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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