Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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