guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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