I hate your face
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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