You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I look better un-naked...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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