I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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