Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We named our party play list daddy issues
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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