just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Pants are for mortals
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