Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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